Dave Attell

• “You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire – they’re exactly alike.” -Dave Attell

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  –Dave Attell

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• “I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what’s going on.” -Dave Attell

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• “I’m not a movie guy, I’m not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.” -Dave Attell

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• “I get recognized, but I’m not really a famous famous.” -Dave Attell

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• “I don’t watch reality TV. I’m cool.” -Dave Attell

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