Gary Larson

• “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.” -Gary Larson

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  –Gary Larson

  science

• “The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.” -Gary Larson

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  –Gary Larson

  happiness

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