Curated Quotations

Howard Stern

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  • “I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.” -Howard Stern

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  • “If you’re a Christian you don’t sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they’re happy and they’re committed in a relationship.” -Howard Stern

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  • “Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that’s all you’ve got, you’re dead in the water. It’s not good.” -Howard Stern

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  • “I wanted to go hide. I wasn’t looking to be more famous, I’m famous enough.” -Howard Stern

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