Curated Quotations

John Hodgman

Quotations

  • “Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.” -John Hodgman

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  • “All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.” -John Hodgman

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  • “All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.” -John Hodgman

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  • “My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I’m talking about or not.” -John Hodgman

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  • “As a freelance writer, I’d be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things.” -John Hodgman

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  • “People forget how outcast ‘They Might Be Giants’ can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.” -John Hodgman

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  • “As a freelance writer, I’d be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things.” -John Hodgman

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  • “People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.” -John Hodgman

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  • “When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it’s going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.” -John Hodgman

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