Curated Quotations

Mike Royko

Quotations

  • “When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.” -Mike Royko

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  • “The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It’s an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.” -Mike Royko

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  • “There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of ‘family values.’ And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.” -Mike Royko

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  • “It’s been my policy to view the Internet not as an ‘information highway,’ but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.” -Mike Royko

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