Paula Poundstone
Quotations
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“I’m thankful for Sarah Palin’s vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.” -Paula Poundstone
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“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’” -Paula Poundstone
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“I used to watch ‘The Waltons’ and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.” -Paula Poundstone
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“I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.” -Paula Poundstone
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“The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.” -Paula Poundstone
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