Robert Benchley
Quotations
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“In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.” -Robert Benchley
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“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” -Robert Benchley
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“There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.” -Robert Benchley
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“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” -Robert Benchley
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“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?” -Robert Benchley
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“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.” -Robert Benchley
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“You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.” -Robert Benchley
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“I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.” -Robert Benchley
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