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  • Alan Ladd on funny

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    “It’s a funny thing about me. I don’t have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.” -Alan Ladd

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  • Tim Heidecker on funny

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    “I’m always in situations where you can’t be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.” -Tim Heidecker

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  • John Keegan on funny

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    “The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.” -John Keegan

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  • Jerry B. Jenkins on funny

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    “Funny, I don’t feel any more powerful today than yesterday.” -Jerry B. Jenkins

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  • LeAnn Rimes on funny

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    “The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren’t. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn’t think… so that’s where it kind of is funny.” -LeAnn Rimes

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  • Rufus Sewell on funny

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    “Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it’s going to collapse on his head.” -Rufus Sewell

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  • Julianna Margulies on funny

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    “I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It’s funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, ‘Okay, let’s experience that.’ You just have to just go with it because it’s rare.” -Julianna Margulies

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  • Scott Thompson on funny

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    “When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it’s like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.” -Scott Thompson

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  • Hoda Kotb on funny

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    “Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it’s funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have.” -Hoda Kotb

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  • Wendy Liebman on funny

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    “I don’t think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.” -Wendy Liebman

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  • Rosie O’Donnell on funny

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    “My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.” -Rosie O’Donnell

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  • Dianna Agron on funny

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    “What I fell in love with as a child was ‘My Fair Lady,’ ‘Funny Face,’ ‘American in Paris,’ and ‘Singin’ in the Rain.’ Just perfect movies to me and I was dancing. I started ballet when I was three. And I fell in love with those movies and fell in love with Audrey Hepburn and…

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  • Michel Hazanavicius on funny

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    “I watched a lot of silent directors who were absolutely great like John Ford and Fritz Lang, Tod Browning, and also some very modern directors like The Coen Brothers. The directors take the freedom within their own movies to be melodramatic or funny when they chose to be. They do whatever they want and they…

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  • Ashley Scott on funny

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    “What’s funny is my husband doesn’t have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.” -Ashley Scott

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  • Parker Posey on funny

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    “I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don’t realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side.” -Parker Posey

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  • Nancy Meyers on funny

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    “Movies don’t look hard, but figuring it out, getting the shape of it, getting everybody’s character right and having it be funny, make sense and be romantic, it’s creating a puzzle. Yes, having been a writer for so long, I have an awareness of when things are going awry, but it doesn’t mean I know…

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  • Mike Judge on funny

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    “Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.” -Mike Judge

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  • Sam Shepard on funny

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    “It’s funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It’s not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one.” -Sam Shepard

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  • Victor Cruz on funny

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    “It is funny what a year can do.” -Victor Cruz

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  • Al Franken on funny

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    “And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.” -Al Franken

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  • David Hyde Pierce on funny

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    “Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.” -David Hyde Pierce

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  • Carrie Brownstein on funny

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    “With Portlandia, I don’t think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We’re okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.” -Carrie Brownstein

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  • Darren Criss on funny

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    “When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it’s really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious, but most of…

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  • Nick Offerman on funny

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    “It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.” -Nick Offerman

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  • Tina Yothers on funny

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    “There’s a constant flow of child actors. It’s kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You’re going to have to struggle for a long time.” -Tina Yothers

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