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  • Criss Angel on funny

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    “It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have any money, and my only car was mom’s Hyundai.” -Criss Angel

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  • John Hodgman on funny

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    “People forget how outcast ‘They Might Be Giants’ can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.” -John Hodgman

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  • Mike Mills on funny

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    “It’s funny now how much we look at – whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film – online, and how in the online world, you’re instantly global.” -Mike Mills

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  • Judd Nelson on funny

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    “I just couldn’t go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland’s suicide. I didn’t see how we could make the show light and funny any more.” -Judd Nelson

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  • Jack Black on funny

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    “Back in the ’70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was ‘The Bad News Bears’, and that was a kids’ movie, but I don’t think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.” -Jack Black

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  • Mary Douglas on funny

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    “If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.” -Mary Douglas

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  • Don Van Vliet on funny

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    “Johnny Rotten. He’s a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he’d stand up and holler. He’s funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don’t think he’s a jerk because he isn’t.” -Don Van Vliet

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  • Georgina Chapman on funny

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    “It’s funny, because I sometimes feel that I’m most creative when I’m pregnant.” -Georgina Chapman

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  • Hank Azaria on funny

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    “You can’t be funny for funny’s sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.” -Hank Azaria

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  • Matt LeBlanc on funny

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    “It’s funny – nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don’t have the money to hide from it.” -Matt LeBlanc

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  • Ezra Miller on funny

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    “The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That’s happened a lot. Or they’re often purely victims.” -Ezra Miller

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  • R. L. Stine on funny

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    “I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.” -R. L. Stine

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  • Matthew Rhys on funny

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    “I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. It’s funny, when you look back at it, it’s one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on ‘Homeland,’ there are no clear boundaries and enemies.” -Matthew Rhys

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  • Kristen Bell on funny

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    “I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn’t that funny? The tables have turned.” -Kristen Bell

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  • Matthew Fox on funny

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    “But, sooner or later I’d love to do a comedy. I mean I think that, you know, people don’t think that that’s in my wheelhouse because I’ve sort of played a lot of dramatic stuff and that’s certainly a side of myself that I want at some point in the right context, in the right…

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  • Colin Mochrie on funny

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    “We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… We’ll do whatever it takes.” -Colin Mochrie

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  • Mo Rocca on funny

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    “I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he’s clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don’t think he’s funny in either the way that Reagan was funny – or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.” -Mo Rocca

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  • Pharrell Williams on funny

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    “I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it’s often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.” -Pharrell Williams

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  • Rory McIlroy on funny

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    “This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, ‘I know you. You’re that wee golfer, aren’t you?’ I say, ‘Yeah, that’s me.’ They say, ‘Keep it up, wee man.’ It’s very funny and that’s why I want to stay here as long…

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  • Garrett Hedlund on funny

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    “It’s funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I’m rounder in the face, I like to say, ‘This is my long-term look.’ Or ‘This is my wife-and-kids look right here.’” -Garrett Hedlund

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  • Elisha Cuthbert on funny

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    “Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.” -Elisha Cuthbert

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  • Keenen Ivory Wayans on funny

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    “I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience what things are funny and not.” -Keenen Ivory Wayans

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  • Sugar Ray Leonard on funny

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    “In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.” -Sugar Ray Leonard

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  • Andrew Stanton on funny

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    “Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.” -Andrew Stanton

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  • Ian MacKaye on funny

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    “I don’t dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don’t think it was a joke, I don’t think it was funny or a phase, I don’t think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I don’t distance myself…

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