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  • Emily Giffin on funny

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    “It’s a funny thing – when I’m crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them!” -Emily Giffin

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  • Johnny Knoxville on funny

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    “It’s a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It’s funny and accessible.” -Johnny Knoxville

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  • Julie Walters on funny

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    “I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.” -Julie Walters

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  • Carl Hiaasen on funny

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    “I’ve always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.” -Carl Hiaasen

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  • Dan Stevens on funny

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    “I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.” -Dan Stevens

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  • Kathy Griffin on funny

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    “But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.” -Kathy Griffin

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  • Jackie Mason on funny

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    “I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times.” -Jackie Mason

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  • Flip Wilson on funny

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    “Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.” -Flip Wilson

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  • Lawrence Kasdan on funny

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    “You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there.” -Lawrence Kasdan

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  • Jane Seymour on funny

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    “It’s interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. ‘Did your Bond do that?’ ‘Yes mine did!’ So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school.” -Jane Seymour

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  • Kristen Wiig on funny

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    “There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I’ll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be ‘comedies’ and not ‘female’ or ‘male,’ and everyone gets an equal opportunity.” -Kristen Wiig

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  • Kellan Lutz on funny

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    “See, I don’t really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I’ve had have come after me. So it’s really funny when girls get offended because I don’t hit on them.” -Kellan Lutz

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  • Paul Feig on funny

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    “Women’s humor seems to be a little more supportive. It’s just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I’m going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a…

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  • Michael Haneke on funny

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    “When I first envisioned ‘Funny Games’ in the mid-1990s, it was my intention to have an American audience watch the movie. It is a reaction to a certain American cinema, its violence, its naivety, the way American cinema toys with human beings. In many American films, violence is made consumable.” -Michael Haneke

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  • Frank Carson on funny

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    “I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.” -Frank Carson

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  • Andy Cohen on funny

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    “I love a smart, well-written show, and ’30 Rock,’ well, you can’t get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There’s nothing that she does that isn’t funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It’s so smart. They’ve done some brilliant commentary about the ‘Housewives’ with ‘Queen of Jordan,’ their…

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  • David Walliams on funny

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    “We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.” -David Walliams

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  • Thom Yorke on funny

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    “Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.” -Thom Yorke

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  • Lee Trevino on funny

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    “Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.” -Lee Trevino

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  • Jimmy Carr on funny

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    “I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me.” -Jimmy Carr

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  • Dane Cook on funny

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    “I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny.” -Dane Cook

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  • Matt Groening on funny

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    “Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons’ subversive story telling, but there’s another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.” -Matt Groening

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  • Rainn Wilson on funny

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    “I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It’s not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be…

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  • Drew Brees on funny

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    “And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened…

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  • Rachael Ray on funny

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    “I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.” -Rachael Ray

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