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David Sedaris on funny
Author: David Sedaris“I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer.” -David Sedaris
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Britney Spears on funny
Author: Britney Spears“Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He’s funny. He’s cute. He’s great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that’s cool.” -Britney Spears
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John Krasinski on funny
Author: John Krasinski“Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.” -John Krasinski
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Eddie Izzard on funny
Author: Eddie Izzard“I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing.” -Eddie Izzard
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Tracey Ullman on funny
Author: Tracey Ullman“It’s funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it’s them.” -Tracey Ullman
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Jerry Lewis on funny
Author: Jerry Lewis“I turned down ‘Some Like It Hot.’ See how smart I am? I felt I couldn’t bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don’t need to compete with the wardrobe.” -Jerry Lewis
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Leighton Meester on funny
Author: Leighton Meester“In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that’s funny.” -Leighton Meester
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Betty White on funny
Author: Betty White“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.” -Betty White
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Margaret Cho on funny
Author: Margaret Cho“My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don’t speak English.” -Margaret Cho
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Joaquin Phoenix on funny
Author: Joaquin Phoenix“I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny – partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it’s a way of laughing at it and getting a release.” -Joaquin Phoenix
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Steve Irwin on funny
Author: Steve Irwin“You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny.” -Steve Irwin
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Philip Seymour Hoffman on funny
Author: Philip Seymour Hoffman“People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I’m as sane as anyone who’s done what I’ve done in movies can be.” -Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Jason Reitman on funny
Author: Jason Reitman“It’s funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.” -Jason Reitman
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Tom Petty on funny
Author: Tom Petty“It’s funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can’t afford the music.” -Tom Petty
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Lenny Kravitz on funny
Author: Lenny Kravitz“The fans of ‘The Hunger Games,’ of the book, are very passionate. It’s funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up ‘Cinna’ signs.” -Lenny Kravitz
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Tommy Chong on funny
Author: Tommy Chong“The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.” -Tommy Chong
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Maggie Smith on funny
Author: Maggie Smith“I tend to head for what’s amusing because a lot of things aren’t happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.” -Maggie Smith
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Ice Cube on funny
Author: Ice Cube“It’s funny how people who ain’t never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It’s funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, ‘Get up. What’s wrong with you?’” -Ice Cube
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Gary Oldman on funny
Author: Gary Oldman“It’s funny: I’m a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it’s been a solitary thing.” -Gary Oldman
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Christopher Walken on funny
Author: Christopher Walken“I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don’t think you can think about that. I don’t think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.” -Christopher Walken
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Bryan Cranston on funny
Author: Bryan Cranston“It’s funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It’s great, you purge out all the sweat and you’re drinking water.” -Bryan Cranston
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Jo Brand on funny
Author: Jo Brand“I thought I was funny as a kid.” -Jo Brand
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Vera Wang on funny
Author: Vera Wang“The funny thing is that I’m the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who’s traveled with me. Normally, I’m in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!” -Vera Wang
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Eric McCormack on funny
Author: Eric McCormack“At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It’s the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching ‘The Soup’ or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty’s. And we always have some kind of great dinner – my wife makes…
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Daniel Craig on funny
Author: Daniel Craig“I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he’s hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.” -Daniel Craig