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Mindy Kaling on birthday
Author: Mindy Kaling“Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children.” -Mindy Kaling
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Giada De Laurentiis on birthday
Author: Giada De Laurentiis“When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce.” -Giada De Laurentiis
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David Bailey on birthday
Author: David Bailey“I left school on my 15th birthday.” -David Bailey
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Rene Russo on birthday
Author: Rene Russo“Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, ‘Let’s make a wish on a star,’ there’s one thing I wish for: wisdom.” -Rene Russo
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Kelly Clarkson on birthday
Author: Kelly Clarkson“I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It’s what I wanted to do, so we went.” -Kelly Clarkson
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Anne Lamott on birthday
Author: Anne Lamott“The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you’re only as well as you are.” -Anne Lamott
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Susan Orlean on birthday
Author: Susan Orlean“I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I’ll probably be given jewelry instead.” -Susan Orlean
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Larry David on birthday
Author: Larry David“I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’” -Larry David
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Joe DiMaggio on birthday
Author: Joe DiMaggio“You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you’re a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.” -Joe DiMaggio
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David Sedaris on birthday
Author: David Sedaris“It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’” -David Sedaris
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Amanda Seyfried on birthday
Author: Amanda Seyfried“I’m most comfortable in my birthday suit.” -Amanda Seyfried
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Adele on birthday
Author: Adele“Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn’t support me, so I am living her dream, it’s sweeter for both of us. It’s her 40th birthday soon and I’m going to buy her 40 presents.” -Adele
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Jennifer Lopez on birthday
Author: Jennifer Lopez“You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.” -Jennifer Lopez
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Colin Powell on birthday
Author: Colin Powell“Just hit my 75th birthday, I’m feeling great!” -Colin Powell
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Rodney Dangerfield on birthday
Author: Rodney Dangerfield“With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.” -Rodney Dangerfield
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Audrey Hepburn on birthday
Author: Audrey Hepburn“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same.” -Audrey Hepburn
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Demetri Martin on birthday
Author: Demetri Martin“I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.” -Demetri Martin
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Robert Frost on birthday
Author: Robert Frost“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” -Robert Frost
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Isla Fisher on birthday
Author: Isla Fisher“I crashed my boyfriend’s birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn’t invite me and so I showed up.” -Isla Fisher
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Ruth Warrick on birthday
Author: Ruth Warrick“I do like to shock and surprise people. When it’s all in good fun, of course.” -Ruth Warrick
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Art Buchwald on birthday
Author: Art Buchwald“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.” -Art Buchwald
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Johnny Vegas on birthday
Author: Johnny Vegas“I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.” -Johnny Vegas
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca on birthday
Author: Lucius Annaeus Seneca“The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.” -Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Gloria Stuart on birthday
Author: Gloria Stuart“When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.” -Gloria Stuart