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Mary Schmich on birthday
Author: Mary Schmich“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.” -Mary Schmich
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Jean Paul on birthday
Author: Jean Paul“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” -Jean Paul
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Liv Tyler on birthday
Author: Liv Tyler“I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old enough, too.” -Liv Tyler
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Thomas Fuller on birthday
Author: Thomas Fuller“A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.” -Thomas Fuller
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John Oates on birthday
Author: John Oates“If you look over the years, the styles have changed – the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it’s really the same.” -John Oates
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Samuel Johnson on birthday
Author: Samuel Johnson“The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.” -Samuel Johnson
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Lauren Hutton on birthday
Author: Lauren Hutton“We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.” -Lauren Hutton
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Kurt Vonnegut on birthday
Author: Kurt Vonnegut“About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.” -Kurt Vonnegut
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Plautus on birthday
Author: Plautus“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” -Plautus
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John Burroughs on birthday
Author: John Burroughs“To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.” -John Burroughs
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Sam Levenson on birthday
Author: Sam Levenson“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’” -Sam Levenson
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Ella Fitzgerald on birthday
Author: Ella Fitzgerald“The only thing better than singing is more singing.” -Ella Fitzgerald
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Lewis Carroll on birthday
Author: Lewis Carroll“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” -Lewis Carroll
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Ellen Glasgow on birthday
Author: Ellen Glasgow“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.” -Ellen Glasgow
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Paris Hilton on birthday
Author: Paris Hilton“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.” -Paris Hilton
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Mitch Hedberg on birthday
Author: Mitch Hedberg“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.” -Mitch Hedberg
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Erma Bombeck on birthday
Author: Erma Bombeck“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” -Erma Bombeck
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Bob Hope on birthday
Author: Bob Hope“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” -Bob Hope
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Jerry Seinfeld on birthday
Author: Jerry Seinfeld“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” -Jerry Seinfeld
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Gabriel Byrne on birthday
Author: Gabriel Byrne“Presents don’t really mean much to me. I don’t want to sound mawkish, but – it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.” -Gabriel Byrne
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Steven Wright on birthday
Author: Steven Wright“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.” -Steven Wright
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Satchel Paige on birthday
Author: Satchel Paige“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” -Satchel Paige
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C. S. Lewis on birthday
Author: C. S. Lewis“Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.” -C. S. Lewis
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George Harrison on birthday
Author: George Harrison“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” -George Harrison
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Sammy Hagar on birthday
Author: Sammy Hagar“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” -Sammy Hagar