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Walter Matthau on medical
Author: Walter Matthau“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” -Walter Matthau
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Ovid on medical
Author: Ovid“Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it.” -Ovid
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Rita Rudner on medical
Author: Rita Rudner“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.” -Rita Rudner
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Denis Diderot on medical
Author: Denis Diderot“The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.” -Denis Diderot
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Hippocrates on medical
Author: Hippocrates“Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.” -Hippocrates
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Ivan Illich on medical
Author: Ivan Illich“Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn’t organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.” -Ivan Illich
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Earl Wilson on medical
Author: Earl Wilson“You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.” -Earl Wilson
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Marcel Proust on medical
Author: Marcel Proust“Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.” -Marcel Proust
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Isaac Asimov on medical
Author: Isaac Asimov“All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.” -Isaac Asimov
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Napoleon Bonaparte on medical
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte“Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.” -Napoleon Bonaparte
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Arthur Schopenhauer on medical
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer“The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.” -Arthur Schopenhauer
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Rodney Dangerfield on medical
Author: Rodney Dangerfield“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.” -Rodney Dangerfield
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Anton Chekhov on medical
Author: Anton Chekhov“Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.” -Anton Chekhov
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Plato on medical
Author: Plato“They certainly give very strange names to diseases.” -Plato
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Erma Bombeck on medical
Author: Erma Bombeck“Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.” -Erma Bombeck
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Groucho Marx on medical
Author: Groucho Marx“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.” -Groucho Marx
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Curtis Sliwa on marriage
Author: Curtis Sliwa“My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That’s the same marriage I have.” -Curtis Sliwa
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Gavyn Davies on marriage
Author: Gavyn Davies“Other than marriage, she doesn’t control me and I don’t control her.” -Gavyn Davies
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Mike Rounds on marriage
Author: Mike Rounds“Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators, as many South Dakotans have done, to protect marriage as a union between a man and a woman.” -Mike Rounds
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Elisabetta Canalis on marriage
Author: Elisabetta Canalis“I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.” -Elisabetta Canalis
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Shonda Rhimes on marriage
Author: Shonda Rhimes“I’ve learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the people that I work with to be people I enjoy, so you want to cast people who are as excited and enthusiastic as you are.” -Shonda Rhimes
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Joe Moore on marriage
Author: Joe Moore“Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.” -Joe Moore
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Lawrence Block on marriage
Author: Lawrence Block“To say I drank my way into marriage isn’t much of an exaggeration, and it’s none at all to say I drank my way out of it.” -Lawrence Block
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Ty Burrell on marriage
Author: Ty Burrell“There’s lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it’s an inspiring rally point.” -Ty Burrell
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Jeff Sessions on marriage
Author: Jeff Sessions“Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every State, now 50 States, the same way, but now we have unelected judges altering and changing that fundamental institution.” -Jeff Sessions