Carol Burnett
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“Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.” -Carol Burnett
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“My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.” -Carol Burnett
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“I’m glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie.…
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“I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.” -Carol Burnett
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“It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team’s lawyers.” -Carol Burnett
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“We don’t stop going to school when we graduate.” -Carol Burnett
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“But I don’t begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it’s just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.” -Carol Burnett
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“But I didn’t ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn’t even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.” -Carol Burnett
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“You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself.” -Carol Burnett
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“My interesting diet tips are eat early and don’t nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.” -Carol Burnett
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“Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.” -Carol Burnett
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“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.” -Carol Burnett
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I’m glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie.…
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