Colin Quinn

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  • “So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.” -Colin Quinn

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  • “I write all the time – I write poetry, I love to write.” -Colin Quinn

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  • “I’m always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I’m always working on movies and TV shows.” -Colin Quinn

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  • “For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they’re friends. We’re the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.” -Colin Quinn

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  • “People’s – most people’s job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It’s not even paper.” -Colin Quinn

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  • “You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There’s no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you’re finished. It’s impossible to predict anything.” -Colin Quinn

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  • “That’s the beauty of being a comedian – it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky.” -Colin Quinn

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  • I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can’t sustain it. – Colin Quinn

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