Larry David
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“Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.” -Larry David
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“I couldn’t be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.” -Larry David
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“If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.” -Larry David
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“Religion doesn’t play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don’t think I’ve ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word ‘Jew’ or saying it myself.” -Larry David
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“Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.” -Larry David
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“I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh.” -Larry David
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“The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it.” -Larry David
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“Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!” -Larry David
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“I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.” -Larry David
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“There’s also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.” -Larry David
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“Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn’t normally.” -Larry David
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“The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch.” -Larry David
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“Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens.” -Larry David
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“I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’” -Larry David
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