Oscar Levant

• “The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.” -Oscar Levant

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  –Oscar Levant

  politics

• “Happiness isn’t something you experience it’s something you remember.” -Oscar Levant

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  –Oscar Levant

  happiness

• “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” -Oscar Levant

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  –Oscar Levant

  funny

• “Happiness isn’t something you experience it’s something you remember.” -Oscar Levant

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  –Oscar Levant

  experience

• Schizophrenia beats dining alone. – Oscar Levant

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  –Oscar Levant

  alone

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