Yogi Berra

• “A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.” -Yogi Berra

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  –Yogi Berra

  truth

• “How can you think and hit at the same time?” -Yogi Berra

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  –Yogi Berra

  time

• “You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.” -Yogi Berra

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  –Yogi Berra

  sports

• “I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.” -Yogi Berra

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  power

• “I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.” -Yogi Berra

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  –Yogi Berra

  money

• “Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.” -Yogi Berra

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  good

• “The future ain’t what it used to be.” -Yogi Berra

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  –Yogi Berra

  future

• “I don’t mean to be funny.” -Yogi Berra

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  –Yogi Berra

  funny

• “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” -Yogi Berra

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  –Yogi Berra

  food

• “I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?” -Yogi Berra

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  change

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