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  • Wanda Sykes on funny

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    “But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you will get over all of that.” -Wanda Sykes

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  • Shirin Ebadi on funny

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    “When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.” -Shirin Ebadi

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  • Piper Perabo on funny

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    “So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.” -Piper Perabo

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  • Sally Hawkins on funny

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    “People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. You’re laughing one minute and you’re crying the next and that’s just life for me, and that is what people are like.” -Sally Hawkins

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  • Ashley Judd on funny

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    “It’s funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It’s like being backstage and hoping you don’t trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant.” -Ashley Judd

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  • Emma Stone on funny

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    “My parents are both very funny but they’re also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I’m just a lunatic. I don’t know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I’m just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It’s not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom…

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  • Tucker Carlson on funny

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    “Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.” -Tucker Carlson

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  • Jennifer Weiner on funny

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    “I don’t write literary fiction – I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today.” -Jennifer Weiner

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  • Nicholson Baker on funny

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    “Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies – and it is free, and it is fast.” -Nicholson Baker

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  • Jeff Ross on funny

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    “I’ve actually tried to roast somebody that I don’t like, and it doesn’t go well. Either they’re a bad sport or I’m not as funny as I could be.” -Jeff Ross

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  • Angela Kinsey on funny

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    “I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it’s my responsibility to make good use of…

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  • Jennifer Ellison on funny

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    “I know people will think it’s funny because I’ve done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.” -Jennifer Ellison

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  • Josh Gad on funny

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    “It’s funny because ‘The Book of Mormon’ is ‘The Book of Mormon’ now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for ‘South Park’ fans.”…

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  • Sarah Silverman on funny

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    “I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It’s funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I’m not religious at all. I have no religion.” -Sarah Silverman

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  • James Denton on funny

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    “The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It’s got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.” -James Denton

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  • Stephen Moyer on funny

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    “It’s so funny when you’re actually directing because things start popping that you don’t expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesn’t quite have the impetus that you thought it might.” -Stephen Moyer

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  • Charisma Carpenter on funny

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    “This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.” -Charisma Carpenter

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  • Seal on funny

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    “I mean, I’m married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.” -Seal

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  • Stephen Dorff on funny

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    “I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.” -Stephen Dorff

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  • Fran Drescher on funny

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    “And remember, it’s also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.” -Fran Drescher

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  • Dave Navarro on funny

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    “There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there’d be something I’d miss that was funny in the future. If there’s a chance I’m going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.” -Dave Navarro

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  • Colin Hanks on funny

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    “‘Lucky’ is for laughs, and there’s really nothing funny that I’m doing on ‘Dexter.’ I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn’t mean that they are a harmless little bunny.” -Colin Hanks

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  • Stephen Hunter on funny

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    “The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called ‘Evan Almighty’ proved when it floated ashore recently. So there’s a temptation to think too highly of Robin Williams’s uneven but occasionally funny ‘License to Wed.’” -Stephen Hunter

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  • Anthony Anderson on funny

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    “I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.” -Anthony Anderson

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  • Abel Ferrara on funny

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    “It’s funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it’s fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.” -Abel Ferrara

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