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Rosie Perez on funny
Author: Rosie Perez“In my circle of friends, I’ve always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don’t want the spotlight on me.” -Rosie Perez
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Rush Limbaugh on funny
Author: Rush Limbaugh“You know how old I am? I’m so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That’s how old I am.” -Rush Limbaugh
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William Shatner on funny
Author: William Shatner“You need to be silly to be funny.” -William Shatner
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Paula Deen on funny
Author: Paula Deen“I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny.” -Paula Deen
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William Feather on funny
Author: William Feather“One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.” -William Feather
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Zora Neale Hurston on funny
Author: Zora Neale Hurston“It’s a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.” -Zora Neale Hurston
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Kesha on funny
Author: Kesha“I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don’t care. For me, it’s really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.” -Kesha
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Ogden Nash on funny
Author: Ogden Nash“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?” -Ogden Nash
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Erica Jong on funny
Author: Erica Jong“My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.” -Erica Jong
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Lalu Prasad Yadav on funny
Author: Lalu Prasad Yadav“I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their
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Jean Baudrillard on funny
Author: Jean Baudrillard“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.” -Jean Baudrillard
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Hedy Lamarr on funny
Author: Hedy Lamarr“It’s funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.” -Hedy Lamarr
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Ellen DeGeneres on funny
Author: Ellen DeGeneres“No matter how popular you are as a stand-up – you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny – it’s delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it’s not about you, that it’s about the people who are nominated, and respect
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Steve Martin on funny
Author: Steve Martin“‘Dirty Rotten Scoundrels’ is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun.” -Steve Martin
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Andy Warhol on funny
Author: Andy Warhol“I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?” -Andy Warhol
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Paris Hilton on funny
Author: Paris Hilton“I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice – and I like to eat.” -Paris Hilton
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Doug Coupland on funny
Author: Doug Coupland“There’s nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It’s a total turn-off.” -Doug Coupland
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Stephen King on funny
Author: Stephen King“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.” -Stephen King
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David Ogilvy on funny
Author: David Ogilvy“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” -David Ogilvy
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Donald Trump on funny
Author: Donald Trump“You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.” -Donald Trump
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Bill Hicks on funny
Author: Bill Hicks“It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.” -Bill Hicks
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Gilbert K. Chesterton on funny
Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton“It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.” -Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Chuck Palahniuk on funny
Author: Chuck Palahniuk“It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget.” -Chuck Palahniuk
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George Orwell on funny
Author: George Orwell“Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.” -George Orwell