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Ben Stein on funny
Author: Ben Stein“Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny.” -Ben Stein
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Garrison Keillor on funny
Author: Garrison Keillor“God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.” -Garrison Keillor
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Peter Ustinov on funny
Author: Peter Ustinov“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” -Peter Ustinov
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Angelina Jolie on funny
Author: Angelina Jolie“I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.” -Angelina Jolie
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Woody Allen on funny
Author: Woody Allen“I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.” -Woody Allen
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P. J. O’Rourke on funny
Author: P. J. O’Rourke“As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one’s friends’ and relatives’ children.” -P. J. O’Rourke
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Jim Carrey on funny
Author: Jim Carrey“I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.” -Jim Carrey
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Margaret Thatcher on funny
Author: Margaret Thatcher“It’s a funny old world.” -Margaret Thatcher
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Bill Gates on funny
Author: Bill Gates“Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting.” -Bill Gates
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Stephen Hawking on funny
Author: Stephen Hawking“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” -Stephen Hawking
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Ernest Hemingway on funny
Author: Ernest Hemingway“A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.” -Ernest Hemingway
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Charlie Sheen on funny
Author: Charlie Sheen“I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.” -Charlie Sheen
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W. Somerset Maugham on funny
Author: W. Somerset Maugham“It’s a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.” -W. Somerset Maugham
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Jimi Hendrix on funny
Author: Jimi Hendrix“It’s funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.” -Jimi Hendrix
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William Arthur Ward on funny
Author: William Arthur Ward“Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.” -William Arthur Ward
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Steve Jobs on funny
Author: Steve Jobs“Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it’s really how it works.” -Steve Jobs
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Lucille Ball on funny
Author: Lucille Ball“I’m not funny. What I am is brave.” -Lucille Ball
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Will Rogers on funny
Author: Will Rogers“If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.” -Will Rogers
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Yogi Berra on funny
Author: Yogi Berra“I don’t mean to be funny.” -Yogi Berra
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Mitch Hedberg on funny
Author: Mitch Hedberg“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.” -Mitch Hedberg
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Isaac Asimov on funny
Author: Isaac Asimov“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’” -Isaac Asimov
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Mae West on funny
Author: Mae West“It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.” -Mae West
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Robert Frost on funny
Author: Robert Frost“It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.” -Robert Frost
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Dr. Seuss on funny
Author: Dr. Seuss“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.” -Dr. Seuss
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Audrey Hepburn on funny
Author: Audrey Hepburn“I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance – and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.” -Audrey Hepburn