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Calvin Coolidge on funny
Author: Calvin Coolidge“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.” -Calvin Coolidge
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Zsa Zsa Gabor on funny
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor“He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.” -Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Clint Eastwood on funny
Author: Clint Eastwood“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” -Clint Eastwood
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David Lee Roth on funny
Author: David Lee Roth“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” -David Lee Roth
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Bertrand Russell on funny
Author: Bertrand Russell“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” -Bertrand Russell
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W. C. Fields on funny
Author: W. C. Fields“I like children – fried.” -W. C. Fields
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Steven Wright on funny
Author: Steven Wright“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.” -Steven Wright
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Frank Sinatra on funny
Author: Frank Sinatra“I’m for whatever gets you through the night.” -Frank Sinatra
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Charles M. Schulz on funny
Author: Charles M. Schulz“I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.” -Charles M. Schulz
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Imelda Marcos on funny
Author: Imelda Marcos“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.” -Imelda Marcos
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Walt Disney on funny
Author: Walt Disney“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.” -Walt Disney
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Warren Buffett on funny
Author: Warren Buffett“I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.” -Warren Buffett
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Bill Vaughan on funny
Author: Bill Vaughan“Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.” -Bill Vaughan
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Erma Bombeck on funny
Author: Erma Bombeck“Never have more children than you have car windows.” -Erma Bombeck
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George Carlin on funny
Author: George Carlin“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.” -George Carlin
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Oscar Levant on funny
Author: Oscar Levant“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” -Oscar Levant
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Katharine Hepburn on funny
Author: Katharine Hepburn“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” -Katharine Hepburn
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Groucho Marx on funny
Author: Groucho Marx“All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.” -Groucho Marx
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Ronald Reagan on funny
Author: Ronald Reagan“One picture is worth 1,000 denials.” -Ronald Reagan
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Red Skelton on funny
Author: Red Skelton“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.” -Red Skelton
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Douglas Adams on funny
Author: Douglas Adams“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams
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Claude Pepper on funny
Author: Claude Pepper“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’” -Claude Pepper
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Joey Adams on funny
Author: Joey Adams“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.” -Joey Adams
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Mark Twain on funny
Author: Mark Twain“By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.” -Mark Twain
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Richard Dawkins on funny
Author: Richard Dawkins“By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.” -Richard Dawkins