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Helen Rowland on funny
Author: Helen Rowland“One man’s folly is another man’s wife.” -Helen Rowland
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Tallulah Bankhead on funny
Author: Tallulah Bankhead“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.” -Tallulah Bankhead
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Bill Maher on funny
Author: Bill Maher“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.” -Bill Maher
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Hillary Clinton on funny
Author: Hillary Clinton“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.” -Hillary Clinton
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Robert Orben on funny
Author: Robert Orben“Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.” -Robert Orben
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Billy Connolly on funny
Author: Billy Connolly“I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.” -Billy Connolly
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Milton Berle on funny
Author: Milton Berle“Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.” -Milton Berle
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Hesiod on funny
Author: Hesiod“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.” -Hesiod
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Stephen Fry on funny
Author: Stephen Fry“I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.” -Stephen Fry
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Mort Sahl on funny
Author: Mort Sahl“My life needs editing.” -Mort Sahl
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H. G. Wells on funny
Author: H. G. Wells“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.” -H. G. Wells
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Herbert Hoover on funny
Author: Herbert Hoover“All men are equal before fish.” -Herbert Hoover
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H. L. Mencken on funny
Author: H. L. Mencken“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?” -H. L. Mencken
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Arnold Schwarzenegger on funny
Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger“I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Victor Hugo on funny
Author: Victor Hugo“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.” -Victor Hugo
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W. Clement Stone on funny
Author: W. Clement Stone“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” -W. Clement Stone
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Voltaire on funny
Author: Voltaire“The superfluous, a very necessary thing.” -Voltaire
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Jane Wagner on funny
Author: Jane Wagner“When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.” -Jane Wagner
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Kevin Nealon on funny
Author: Kevin Nealon“A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.” -Kevin Nealon
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Luis Bunuel on funny
Author: Luis Bunuel“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” -Luis Bunuel
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Rodney Dangerfield on funny
Author: Rodney Dangerfield“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” -Rodney Dangerfield
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Phyllis Diller on funny
Author: Phyllis Diller“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” -Phyllis Diller
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Ron White on funny
Author: Ron White“The next time you have a thought… let it go.” -Ron White
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Saint Augustine on funny
Author: Saint Augustine“O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.” -Saint Augustine
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Walt Whitman on funny
Author: Walt Whitman“I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.” -Walt Whitman