Curated Quotations

Dane Cook

Quotations

  • “I’m glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.”…

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  • “I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.” -Dane Cook

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  • “My nickname for my mom was ‘The Compass.’” -Dane Cook

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  • “My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.” -Dane Cook

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  • “I love being on stage if I’m not on a set. If I’m at home, I’m usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then…

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  • “I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny.” -Dane Cook

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  • “I’m glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.”…

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  • “My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.” -Dane Cook

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  • “My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.” -Dane Cook

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  • “Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He’ll come to a lot of my shows. It’s not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.” -Dane Cook

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  • “I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up.” -Dane Cook

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  • “Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.” -Dane Cook

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  • “I’m glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.”…

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