George Burns
Quotations
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“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.” -George Burns
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“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.” -George Burns
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“I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.” -George Burns
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“I can’t afford to die I’d lose too much money.” -George Burns
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“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.” -George Burns
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“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” -George Burns
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“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” -George Burns
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“Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life.” -George Burns
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“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.” -George Burns
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“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” -George Burns
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“I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.” -George Burns
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns
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