Joe Rogan
Quotations
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“That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.” -Joe Rogan
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“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.” -Joe Rogan
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“I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.” -Joe Rogan
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“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.” -Joe Rogan
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“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.” -Joe Rogan
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“The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.” -Joe Rogan
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“I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.” -Joe Rogan
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“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.” -Joe Rogan
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan
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