Roseanne Barr
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“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job.” -Roseanne Barr
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“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.” -Roseanne Barr
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“My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.” -Roseanne Barr
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“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.” -Roseanne Barr
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“I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job.” -Roseanne Barr
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“Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce.” -Roseanne Barr
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“My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.” -Roseanne Barr
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“I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job.” -Roseanne Barr
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“Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?” -Roseanne Barr
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