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Robert Frost on funny
Author: Robert Frost“It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.” -Robert Frost
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Dr. Seuss on funny
Author: Dr. Seuss“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.” -Dr. Seuss
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Audrey Hepburn on funny
Author: Audrey Hepburn“I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance – and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.” -Audrey Hepburn
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Eminem on funny
Author: Eminem“You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it’s kind of a lifestyle and it’s easy to get caught up in it – you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone’s doing a certain thing… It’s tough.” -Eminem
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Caroline Rhea on funny
Author: Caroline Rhea“Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks.” -Caroline Rhea
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Mickey Rooney on funny
Author: Mickey Rooney“I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.” -Mickey Rooney
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Mercedes McCambridge on funny
Author: Mercedes McCambridge“I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.” -Mercedes McCambridge
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James Brown on funny
Author: James Brown“I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.” -James Brown
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Dylan Moran on funny
Author: Dylan Moran“I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.” -Dylan Moran
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O. Henry on funny
Author: O. Henry“If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.” -O. Henry
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Howard Nemerov on funny
Author: Howard Nemerov“I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.” -Howard Nemerov
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Ruby Wax on funny
Author: Ruby Wax“I’m a misplaced American, but don’t know where I was misplaced.” -Ruby Wax
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George Lopez on funny
Author: George Lopez“Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.” -George Lopez
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Chevy Chase on funny
Author: Chevy Chase“Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.” -Chevy Chase
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Paula Poundstone on funny
Author: Paula Poundstone“I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.” -Paula Poundstone
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Dennis Miller on funny
Author: Dennis Miller“Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.” -Dennis Miller
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George Bernard Shaw on funny
Author: George Bernard Shaw“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.” -George Bernard Shaw
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Bill Cosby on funny
Author: Bill Cosby“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.” -Bill Cosby
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Angie Dickinson on funny
Author: Angie Dickinson“My mother was against me being an actress – until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.” -Angie Dickinson
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David Letterman on funny
Author: David Letterman“I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.” -David Letterman
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Arthur C. Clarke on funny
Author: Arthur C. Clarke“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.” -Arthur C. Clarke
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Norman Wisdom on funny
Author: Norman Wisdom“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.” -Norman Wisdom
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Richard Lewis on funny
Author: Richard Lewis“I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.” -Richard Lewis
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Jay London on funny
Author: Jay London“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.” -Jay London
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Lenny Bruce on funny
Author: Lenny Bruce“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.” -Lenny Bruce