Johnny Vegas
Quotations
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“The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.” -Johnny Vegas
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“I think if you’re at the point where you’re popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don’t need the money.” -Johnny Vegas
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“I’ve got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.” -Johnny Vegas
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“I’m getting positive feedback for my acting so we’ll see if any other interesting parts come up.” -Johnny Vegas
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“I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he’s never mentioned it – you just find out. That’s a…
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“You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.” -Johnny Vegas
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“My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn’t come home.” -Johnny Vegas
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“Comedy’s so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn’t get it, doesn’t find it funny, then fine.” -Johnny Vegas
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“You can’t be a proper comic unless you’ve been out on stage and felt the fear.” -Johnny Vegas
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“I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don’t seem to be particularly keen on them.” -Johnny Vegas
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“I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he’s never mentioned it – you just find out. That’s a…
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“I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.” -Johnny Vegas
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