Kinky Friedman
Quotations
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“Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest.” -Kinky Friedman
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“I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.” -Kinky Friedman
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“May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.” -Kinky Friedman
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“Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.” -Kinky Friedman
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“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” -Kinky Friedman
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“I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.” -Kinky Friedman
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“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.” -Kinky Friedman
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“Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.” -Kinky Friedman
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“May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.” -Kinky Friedman
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“Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.” -Kinky Friedman
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“We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning.” -Kinky Friedman
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“How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?” -Kinky Friedman
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“No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.” -Kinky Friedman
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” -Kinky Friedman
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