Craig Ferguson

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  • “The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “I think I’m just someone that just tries to get by. I’m kind of – if it was during the Second World War, I’d be a black marketeer, I think.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word ‘existentialism.’” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “I realized women and humor were linked very closely.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “I am reasonably happy. I didn’t find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “I don’t know now if I’m funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that’s funny.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “It’s not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We’re not afraid of failure.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “It’s like, it’s kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that’s my show. It’s a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • “It’s the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you’ve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.” -Craig Ferguson

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  • I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don’t know for sure. – Craig Ferguson

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