Jerry Seinfeld
Quotations
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“That’s the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn’t have that kind of personality, and it’s a terrifying thing to say.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it’s movement. To live is to keep moving.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” -Jerry Seinfeld
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