W. C. Fields
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“I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.” -W. C. Fields
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“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.” -W. C. Fields
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“You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.” -W. C. Fields
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“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” -W. C. Fields
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“There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.” -W. C. Fields
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“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” -W. C. Fields
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“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.” -W. C. Fields
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“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.” -W. C. Fields
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“It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.” -W. C. Fields
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“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.” -W. C. Fields
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“Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink.” -W. C. Fields
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“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.” -W. C. Fields
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“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.” -W. C. Fields
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“I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.” -W. C. Fields
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“Show me a great actor and I’ll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you’ve seen the devil.” -W. C. Fields
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“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” -W. C. Fields
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“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.” -W. C. Fields
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“Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink.” -W. C. Fields
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“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.” -W. C. Fields
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“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?” -W. C. Fields
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“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.” -W. C. Fields
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