Will Rogers
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“Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.” -Will Rogers
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“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.” -Will Rogers
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“The United States never lost a war or won a conference.” -Will Rogers
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“If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.” -Will Rogers
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“In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.” -Will Rogers
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“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.” -Will Rogers
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“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.” -Will Rogers
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“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.” -Will Rogers
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“The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’” -Will Rogers
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“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.” -Will Rogers
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“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers
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“If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.” -Will Rogers
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“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.” -Will Rogers
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“People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.” -Will Rogers
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“Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.” -Will Rogers
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“There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.” -Will Rogers
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“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.” -Will Rogers
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“When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that’s Memoirs.” -Will Rogers
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“If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.” -Will Rogers
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“Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.” -Will Rogers
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“So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.” -Will Rogers
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“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” -Will Rogers
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“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.” -Will Rogers
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“There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.” -Will Rogers
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“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.” -Will Rogers
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“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.” -Will Rogers
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“The best way out of a difficulty is through it.” -Will Rogers
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“Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.” -Will Rogers
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