Doug Larson
Quotations
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“For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.” -Doug Larson
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“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.” -Doug Larson
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“For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.” -Doug Larson
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“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” -Doug Larson
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“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.” -Doug Larson
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“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.” -Doug Larson
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“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.” -Doug Larson
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“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.” -Doug Larson
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“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.” -Doug Larson
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“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.” -Doug Larson
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“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” -Doug Larson
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“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.” -Doug Larson
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“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.” -Doug Larson
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“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” -Doug Larson
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“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.” -Doug Larson
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“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” -Doug Larson
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“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.” -Doug Larson
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“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” -Doug Larson
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“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.” -Doug Larson
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“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.” -Doug Larson
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
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