Kin Hubbard
Quotations
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“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.” -Kin Hubbard
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“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
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“If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.” -Kin Hubbard
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“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.” -Kin Hubbard
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“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.” -Kin Hubbard
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“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.” -Kin Hubbard
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“I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.” -Kin Hubbard
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“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.” -Kin Hubbard
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“After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.” -Kin Hubbard
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“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” -Kin Hubbard
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“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.” -Kin Hubbard
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard
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