Russell Baker

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  • “Americans like fat books and thin women.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Strategic thinkers were naturally rattled to find this outsider fooling around with their work. They had been thinking strategically when Reagan was just another movie actor playing opposite a chimpanzee, for heaven’s sake. They think Reagan is too naive, too innocent, to grasp the intellectual complexities of cold war strategy.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.” -Russell Baker

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  • “You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when there’s a big photo opportunity for a really good cause.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O’Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Don’t try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Roosevelt’s declaration that Americans had ‘nothing to fear but fear itself’ was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong.” -Russell Baker

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  • “What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.” -Russell Baker

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  • “A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man’s pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul.” -Russell Baker

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  • “There is a growing literature about the multitude of journalism’s problems, but most of it is concerned with the editorial side of the business, possibly because most people competent to write about journalism are not comfortable writing about finance.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Roosevelt’s declaration that Americans had ‘nothing to fear but fear itself’ was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong.” -Russell Baker

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  • “An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious – just dead wrong.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Like all young reporters – brilliant or hopelessly incompetent – I dreamed of the glamorous life of the foreign correspondent: prowling Vienna in a Burberry trench coat, speaking a dozen languages to dangerous women, narrowly escaping Sardinian bandits – the usual stuff that newspaper dreams are made of.” -Russell Baker

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  • “When sudden death takes a president, opportunities for new beginnings flourish among the ambitious and the tensions among such people can be dramatic, as they were when President Kennedy was killed.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a failed Republican president, and Americans had voted for change. What that change might be Roosevelt never clearly said, probably because he himself didn’t know.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.” -Russell Baker

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  • “The best discussion of trouble in boardroom and business office is found in newspapers’ own financial pages and speeches by journalists in management jobs.” -Russell Baker

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  • “An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious – just dead wrong.” -Russell Baker

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  • “Listen once in a while. It’s amazing what you can hear.” -Russell Baker

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  • Those who remember Washington’s cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions to Reagan’s intervention. People interested in foreign policy were astonished when in 1985 he met alone at Geneva – alone, not a single strategic thinker at his elbow! – with the Soviet Communist master Gorbachev. – Russell Baker

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  • Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about, and were. – Russell Baker

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